Kanye West Got His First Cell Phone Just to Talk Sh*t About Kris Humphries

In a teaser clip for this week’s upcoming episode of Kocktails with Khloe, Kanye West reveals why he bought his first cell phone, and it’s very Kanye-esque reason if we say so ourselves. The Chicago rapper freely admits that he used his phone to text Kim Kardashian, his now wife, about her plan to marry Kris Hamphries.

But it wasn’t to congratulate Kim on her impending nuptials with the NBA star. Instead he hit her line to critique her decision to marry him. “I wasn’t up to anything, and I looked on the Internet, and there was Kim Kardashian with some extremely tall person,” he says.

“I was like, I need to call her or something. And so I started sending her pictures of certain basketball players that used to be cool, that now they wear their pants all the way up to here. ‘This is your future!” an unashamed Kanye said